HAHAHAHA ok here's something that happened to xiaolong.
this is gonna be a long post, but just read it.
just an hour or two ago, some asshole prank-called her.
and it's like, the moment you hit the answer key, the person will hang up.
so she freaked and just left it to ring, thinking that it will go away.
but it didnt.
she then decided to off her phone, but the moment she on it (her phone cannot be off-ed for the alarm to work), the prank calls start coming in again.
shaking, she came to me for help. by pouring out her fears to me online.
HAHAHA.
and being the loyal friend i am, i told her to divert the call to me, and that i will scold the person for her.
and true enough, a while after she did that, i got the call.
i answered, and the line went dead after a sec.
so the 2nd time it rang, i timed myself so that i can quickly answer and managed a 'fuck you' before the line went dead.
but still, it wont stop, so i just left it to ring. twice.
and it finally stopped.
and i told her what happened.
by then she was like, crying already.
then after a while, the call came again. and i ignored again.
turns out that it was xiaolong herself, cus her home number is private, and so was the loserish prankster.
and while she was crying on the phone to me, i was blurdy laughing like some mad hyena, cus i think she is damn retarded. HAHAHA
after she had somewhat calmed down, she decided to go tell her parents, who were asleep.
her dad ignored her. HAHAHH!
thank god her mom woke up due to her crying, and managed to comfort her.
and this is where the best parts come in.
after she calmed down, she kinda confessed to some stuff.
xiaolong says:
okay my hands are reallly cramp and trembling
it;s like the same where i had my depression and i cried like mad and i couldnt type properly rmb?
i nudge my dad but he rolled away
i shall on my phone one more time
if really still have im blasting my lungs out till my parents wake up
oui niao me
if not i more scared
xiaolong says:
mummy woke up because of my cries!
yayyy!
i can type normally now
wah but just now i cant believe how badly i was trembling. i even wear my fuo zhu can
*she wears her two fuozhu everytime she feels uneasy, cus she will feel like she's surrounded by holy light whenever she do that*
xiaolong says:
my mummy ask me why i cry, say nothing to be afraid cos the prank calls just wanna scare me. And im like...because i scared it's ...you know! not human! and she just BOL-ed and call me siao. I think she also dunno what to say. she's like "aiyo this ah...you siao. I mean...siao lah"
lina says:
HAHAHAHAHAH
REALLY IS SIAO LAH!
think too much
u think they too free meh
and somemore u didnt watch one missed call what
and yours is 15 missed call
xiaolong says:
who knows! cos they really veh zhun what! once i on my phone then they call le
like omg
yah, i was thinking of one miss call can
i think more than that le
i think like 20 or 30 can
bah
but i turn off and on like 2 -3 times
and then why they so zhun 1sec then switch off le
omg if this is some prank show
like candid camera
i will blurdy just sue the company!
and make sure they dont publish my crying sight
lina says:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
i think if candid
your parents will be involved..........
maybe that's why richard gor (that's what we call xiaolong's dad) nv care u
HAHAH
then maybe they tap into your phone
so they will know that i keep laughing at u
HAHAHAHA
xiaolong says:
HHAHAHA then everyone will anti you lah
you know i was thinking something damn funny just now
but it was not funny, given how scared i was just now lah
lina says:
.........
xiaolong says:
omg where you !
lina says:
you called me issit?
xiaolong says:
no lah~ you din see what i wrote?
cos you neh reply
scared me
my current state is a weak heart k
lina says:
what did joo write
xiaolong says:
you know i was thinking something damn funny just now
but it was not funny, given how scared i was just now lah
but now i think , it's quite funny
cos when i divert the call to you, i was actually quite scared that you might die or something
maybe like suppose to i die
but you die
i was so scared okay
lina says:
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
xiaolong says:
DONT LAUGH. it's really scary okay. i din tell you on the phone cos i was too scared to even talk about it
and somemore once i finished typing that on msn, you din reply me for like 15 mins.
xiaolong says:
im thinking whether to blog about this ordeal
it's quite worthy to be mentioned, but like veh loser in a way
lina says:
just blog
i wanna laugh at your loserness
xiaolong says:
you were really damn evil lah
it seems like you really like seeing me cry
like wtffffff i hate joo
lina says:
usually u cry over stupid stuff
and who knows
maybe u were veh smug that i dumbly offered to hav the call diverted to me
like YES NOW I WONT DIE
xiaolong says:
HAHAHAHAH no lor! I was quite worried okay!
and okay
it sounds funny now that im saying it
but when i called you
lina says:
u wanna check that i am not dead
ISSITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
xiaolong says:
the connection was like not veh good. keep having like pauses
then i thought you got cut off. like someone went to kill you
yesssss.
the connection kinda suck
i think it's your phone
but yes. SEE HOW NICE OF A FRIEND I AM! TO WORRY ABOUT YOU LEH!!!!!!!!
not like someone who laughs SO DAMN LOUD when im crying and trembling
lina says:
no its your phone
cus ITS CURSED!
HAHAHA
omg dont cry
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAH
xiaolong says:
i think i shall not blog about it
what if whoever is prank calling me sees it and gets smugged?!
or someone else decides to prankcall me because im so easy to scare!
i cannot take the risk
lina says:
i will post if u dont!
HAHAHA
xiaolong says:
HAHAHAHA wtf
then prs tell them to call you instead
CANNOT YOU CANNOT BLOG
YOU WILL MAKE ME SOUND DAMN LOSERISH
lina says:
ok i finally finished blogging
i shall go format it abit
then u can see your dumbness
xiaolong says:
HAHAHAAH omg you really is veh the ass
if not for the fact that you could have died by asking me to divert calls to you
i would probably have stabbed you right now
so now, you know why i am the way i am.
cus i have people like that or worse than that around me.
HAHAHAHHA!
this is gonna be a long post, but just read it.
just an hour or two ago, some asshole prank-called her.
and it's like, the moment you hit the answer key, the person will hang up.
so she freaked and just left it to ring, thinking that it will go away.
but it didnt.
she then decided to off her phone, but the moment she on it (her phone cannot be off-ed for the alarm to work), the prank calls start coming in again.
shaking, she came to me for help. by pouring out her fears to me online.
HAHAHA.
and being the loyal friend i am, i told her to divert the call to me, and that i will scold the person for her.
and true enough, a while after she did that, i got the call.
i answered, and the line went dead after a sec.
so the 2nd time it rang, i timed myself so that i can quickly answer and managed a 'fuck you' before the line went dead.
but still, it wont stop, so i just left it to ring. twice.
and it finally stopped.
and i told her what happened.
by then she was like, crying already.
then after a while, the call came again. and i ignored again.
turns out that it was xiaolong herself, cus her home number is private, and so was the loserish prankster.
and while she was crying on the phone to me, i was blurdy laughing like some mad hyena, cus i think she is damn retarded. HAHAHA
after she had somewhat calmed down, she decided to go tell her parents, who were asleep.
her dad ignored her. HAHAHH!
thank god her mom woke up due to her crying, and managed to comfort her.
and this is where the best parts come in.
after she calmed down, she kinda confessed to some stuff.
xiaolong says:
okay my hands are reallly cramp and trembling
it;s like the same where i had my depression and i cried like mad and i couldnt type properly rmb?
i nudge my dad but he rolled away
i shall on my phone one more time
if really still have im blasting my lungs out till my parents wake up
oui niao me
if not i more scared
xiaolong says:
mummy woke up because of my cries!
yayyy!
i can type normally now
wah but just now i cant believe how badly i was trembling. i even wear my fuo zhu can
*she wears her two fuozhu everytime she feels uneasy, cus she will feel like she's surrounded by holy light whenever she do that*
xiaolong says:
my mummy ask me why i cry, say nothing to be afraid cos the prank calls just wanna scare me. And im like...because i scared it's ...you know! not human! and she just BOL-ed and call me siao. I think she also dunno what to say. she's like "aiyo this ah...you siao. I mean...siao lah"
lina says:
HAHAHAHAHAH
REALLY IS SIAO LAH!
think too much
u think they too free meh
and somemore u didnt watch one missed call what
and yours is 15 missed call
xiaolong says:
who knows! cos they really veh zhun what! once i on my phone then they call le
like omg
yah, i was thinking of one miss call can
i think more than that le
i think like 20 or 30 can
bah
but i turn off and on like 2 -3 times
and then why they so zhun 1sec then switch off le
omg if this is some prank show
like candid camera
i will blurdy just sue the company!
and make sure they dont publish my crying sight
lina says:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
i think if candid
your parents will be involved..........
maybe that's why richard gor (that's what we call xiaolong's dad) nv care u
HAHAH
then maybe they tap into your phone
so they will know that i keep laughing at u
HAHAHAHA
xiaolong says:
HHAHAHA then everyone will anti you lah
you know i was thinking something damn funny just now
but it was not funny, given how scared i was just now lah
lina says:
.........
xiaolong says:
omg where you !
lina says:
you called me issit?
xiaolong says:
no lah~ you din see what i wrote?
cos you neh reply
scared me
my current state is a weak heart k
lina says:
what did joo write
xiaolong says:
you know i was thinking something damn funny just now
but it was not funny, given how scared i was just now lah
but now i think , it's quite funny
cos when i divert the call to you, i was actually quite scared that you might die or something
maybe like suppose to i die
but you die
i was so scared okay
lina says:
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
xiaolong says:
DONT LAUGH. it's really scary okay. i din tell you on the phone cos i was too scared to even talk about it
and somemore once i finished typing that on msn, you din reply me for like 15 mins.
xiaolong says:
im thinking whether to blog about this ordeal
it's quite worthy to be mentioned, but like veh loser in a way
lina says:
just blog
i wanna laugh at your loserness
xiaolong says:
you were really damn evil lah
it seems like you really like seeing me cry
like wtffffff i hate joo
lina says:
usually u cry over stupid stuff
and who knows
maybe u were veh smug that i dumbly offered to hav the call diverted to me
like YES NOW I WONT DIE
xiaolong says:
HAHAHAHAH no lor! I was quite worried okay!
and okay
it sounds funny now that im saying it
but when i called you
lina says:
u wanna check that i am not dead
ISSITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
xiaolong says:
the connection was like not veh good. keep having like pauses
then i thought you got cut off. like someone went to kill you
yesssss.
the connection kinda suck
i think it's your phone
but yes. SEE HOW NICE OF A FRIEND I AM! TO WORRY ABOUT YOU LEH!!!!!!!!
not like someone who laughs SO DAMN LOUD when im crying and trembling
lina says:
no its your phone
cus ITS CURSED!
HAHAHA
omg dont cry
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAH
xiaolong says:
i think i shall not blog about it
what if whoever is prank calling me sees it and gets smugged?!
or someone else decides to prankcall me because im so easy to scare!
i cannot take the risk
lina says:
i will post if u dont!
HAHAHA
xiaolong says:
HAHAHAHA wtf
then prs tell them to call you instead
CANNOT YOU CANNOT BLOG
YOU WILL MAKE ME SOUND DAMN LOSERISH
lina says:
ok i finally finished blogging
i shall go format it abit
then u can see your dumbness
xiaolong says:
HAHAHAAH omg you really is veh the ass
if not for the fact that you could have died by asking me to divert calls to you
i would probably have stabbed you right now
so now, you know why i am the way i am.
cus i have people like that or worse than that around me.
HAHAHAHHA!
