QN: I hope the penguins fly out and peck you.
what is wrong with this sentence?
Gen: hahahaha!
Me: penguins cannot fly leh.
Gen: OH! i didn't realise.
Cheryl: why bird park got penguin? it's the zoo lah!
Me: penguin is a bird u goon! and i bet u dont know what's wrong with the sentence right?
Cheryl: WAAAIT! penguins cannot fly out! they are kept in enclosed area! NOT VEH SMART!
Me: CHEY! i thought u became smart! then your last sentence killed your smartness.
Janice: missing the word 'will'?
Me: HAHAAHAH u not veh smart.
Hweisie: HAHAHA as much as i want them to fly out but not peck me, they are behind glass.
Me: u also not very smart.
Hweisie: THEY CAN FLY! LOL! THEY CANNOT FLY! i wanted to reply you uh...penguines cant fly, but i decided to not waste my sms to educate a bimbo. HAHAHHAA.
Me: *inserts Cheryl's portion*
Hweisie: i thought at first why she so smart, know that penguins cannot fly. i think even they fly, they cant fly too high. they so fat and stupid. LOL!
Me: they cannot fly lah! so fat!
Yennying: -__- penguin dont fly?
this proves one thing. only ying and i are the smarter people around.
*pulls poppers, blows whistles and pops champagne*
i dont mean to sound like a smug bitch, but i have to thank Aiyoyo for all these smartness.
although watching all those education videos and having all those knowledge doesnt really come in handy when i really see those penguins.
i remember when i was like 4, i went to the zoo, and the penguins' enclosure thingy are like open, so my parents made me and my brother stand in front for pictures, and i BURST out in tears, cause i was afraid that the penguins will fly out and peck me. T_T it was scary ok! and i was only 4. that is forgivable.
i still have pictures to prove that such incident happened. how embarrassing, but i will post it up if i get to!
ps. cheryl, i didnt mean to emphasize on your dumbness ok! but i have to share with everyone yet another episode of your 'humour'. HA!
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