and this is how i would look in Simpsons.
of cus, i took the chance to modify my face abit. and i know i am abit yellow. maybe its jaundice, however you spell that.
and pls pardon my flashy outfit. i like to be experimental sometimes.

lemme interprete this for you all out there.

my super junior - shindong: refers to him being the Super Junior in my house. of cus it's Shindong, cus he's my brother.
he love me for - my charm: of cus he will have to love me, whether it's my charm or something else. cus we're family.
i will have - 5 kids: yes i am gonna have 5 kids so that i can form a Dongbang Jr. or maybe just a bball team. and it doesnt say that those 5 kids are fathered by Shindong, cus i dont wanna commit incest.
i will cheat on him with - Donghae: yes of cus it will be Donghae, the love of my life, cus love in a romantic kind of way is more important than sibling love. i am sure Shindong will understand.

for the past weeks, i was so worned out that i dont even have the energy to dream.
and when i do, i dream the weirdest dreams.

last night, i dreamt.

i dreamt that, i was sneaking away from school, i think.
i think i am a hockey player (O_O! wow, like i will ever touch sports).
and just as i was sneaking away from school, my teacher drove out with two people (forgot who) and peiru in the car.
i managed to slink away unnoticed, but somehow, the teacher knows, so she parked her car somewhere nearby and tried to look for me.
then i was trying to sneak into a cab, but stupid me sneaked into the teacher's car instead.
i know that was kinda dumb.
anyway, thank god peiru was the only one inside, and she helped me make my great escape.
and so, i got into a real cab, and managed to meet up with Yoochun (O_O!!!).
so we hung out for quite a bit, like say, until 9pm.
Whoo!!!! Yoochunnie oppa! LMAO! fangirling.
then, he sent me home, and LO & BEHOLD! the remaining members of TVXQ were there. maybe a handful of Suju members too. i cant really remember.
they were helping themselves to an ice-cream cake, and when they saw me, they were like, "happy bday! this is your bday cake."
so i was wondering, "why the hell did they go ahead and cut up MY bday cake, when i wasnt even around? and how come i didnt know it was my bday?"
so someone, maybe Jaejoong, was explaining that it was getting late, and i still wasnt home, and they wanted to cut the cake, so they went ahead with it anyway.
-_-
i was speechless.
like, is that even logical? and how come Yoochun cant pretend to ask me to go home that i wont be home too late, and then i can cut my own cake myself?

what a weird ass dream.
but i dont mind actually knowing the TVXQ & Suju boys! HAHA!
just know that i am not that stupid, like in the dream.

speaking of which, apparently all my friends think that i am one of those not-so-smart kind of people.
phfft!
jj actually said that he was surprised when he learnt of my PSLE score.
and kim was like, "for once i think you are smart" when i made up some spastic krn-eng trans thingy.

and those krn-eng trans thingy goes like this (credits to jj & gang):
kamsahapnida = come some honey duck.
annyonghaseyo = onion, HAH! say yo!

so i came up with:
annyonghikaseyo = onion hiccup, say yo!

kim was damn amused and thinks that the whole thingy is damn cool.
so, for now, you will see 'come some honey duck' in her msn nick.

Coming Soon: SWLN 1st Hit Single

met up with gen on friday, and she prayed for me.
it's funny watching her do the prayers all, with her talking so fast and stuff, but i'm grateful for all the blessing.

with stuff happening recently, i'm thankfull for all those around me who would lend a listening ear to me when i needed to rant.
gen
cheapo gang (yes, i guess that's gonna be our official name)
janice
BOI members
blah
thank you! many loves!
we must all be happy people!
lalala

to gen's friend who's name i forgot & who reads my blog:
pardon me for this emo-ish post.
pls look forwards to more spastic posts from me. there will be one coming soon!

and oh! i finally got my attachment. from Julian! boy, am i glad that there are other lecturers who bothers to ask us about our attachments.
but it's at freaking Bukit Merah. i foresee many days when i will be rushing madly around the house cus i'm gonna be late for work!
whooo!

bye for now.

i need clothes.
i need lots of money.
i need time.
i need a life.
i need a break.
i need a holiday out of town.
and i need lots of blessings.
boo.



ok i shouldnt sound so retarded.

we officially have a new recruit for SWLN.
meiling is the newest member. hahah!

and we had an official photoshoot.
here's a preview of some of the pictures!

first, the original members.


this is to instill a sense of mystery as to who the last member is. HA!




see, we can be gag, happy, cute or cool. take your pick.

and the pioneer members.




i know we look damn gay in the last picture, but ok whatever.


our official sign, a 'L' which stands for the 'LOSER' in Super Wonder Loser Girls.

and lastly, this was inspired by cheryl's comment on her blog.


looks normal? think again.


i know you guys have been waiting for this.
you guys can call me BoNa.


xiaolong was actually trying to imitate her idol, Noh Hong Chul, who is the blonde dude on the extreme left.
that's his signature pose, and basically, whenever he talks, he repeats himself 3times like a spoiled cd player.
everyone, call xiaolong Noh Hong Young.

to show exactly how funny Noh is, here's more pictures of him.




as you can see, he cant freakin pose decently for a picture.

and because these people are hot.

hahahah!
cheryl aka xiaolong and i had just formed a group called Super Wonder Loser Girls, No Boyfriend.
or SWLN for short.
our main rival is SWAN (Strong Woman Achiever, No Spouse).
really, the band names are getting weirder.

anyway, the schedule for the SWLN, or LG for short, for the day was to look through the nominees for some school hunk and beauty show that's coming up on channel U.
so, being LGs, we went through basically all the hunk nominees from the various schools.
and we spotted some familiar faces, like Joseph from BC, Adrian's friend whose name is Kelvin, i think, and some quite cute faces who are really quite cute.

but the most familiar face of all is this!

http://ch8.mediacorptv.com/heygorgeous/hunk.php?uid=669

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i bloodyhell got a shock when i went to the NYP section and saw junsu on the first page. like OMG WTH! wahahahahah. and i went on to laugh madly for a good 10min. HAHAHahahahahaHAHAHAHAH! and then i showed xiaolong and we laughed somemore.
it made us more enthu about looking through the hordes of not-so-good-looking dudes to see if the other members were nominated for the other schools. sadly, they were not. the other 4 should be nominated too! 1 for each poly! LOL!
hell, we should all really vote 5 stars for junsu (xl and i really voted for the heck of it, and cus he really is one of the best fews that we saw), and see what happens when they accepts him into the finals and find him non-existent in singapore. it will be damn funny.
ppl, pls go vote for him lOL!

and we found this dude. quite cute! got wang chuan yi/hideaki feel! LOL! we really are damn LG.
http://ch8.mediacorptv.com/heygorgeous/hunk.php?uid=357

btw. SWLN is currently recruited. interested parties pls inform xl or me.
current members:

sorry for the exposure and ugliness on my part, cus you know the flash is damn blinding.

and here's a preview of the bulc-ome-itna's balloon photoshoot!

we are a very low budget club, hence the use of free Mac balloons and client-photographers. LOL!

and this is random.


hahaha ok i think i cheated, but you think i care?


no wonder i am in the gag club.

lookie! eunhae couple!

holy crap!
transformers is bloody cool!
i dont understand why Life gave it so-so ratings only, cus it's f nice.
like nice to the max! i felt as if i was in the movie LOL!

Autobots are one hella cool bunch. they actually surf the net. like OMIGAWD! HAHA!
Optimus Prime reminds me of Hotwheels toys when he morphed into his monster truck image. and he is damn funny.
Jazz is hot, yoyoyo! but too bad he died!
Bumblebee is damn sexy! so damn manly!
Ironhide is damn angsty but i loike!
and Ratchet is damn funny! "i sense testosterones in him. he wants to mate with a female." or something. BAHAH!

and Ladiesman-something seems like a nice chap. i want to ride in his Bumblebee with him. HAHA! okok. his real name is Sam Wickywit Witwicky.

most importantly, Josh Duhamel aka Captain Lennox (or something) is one hella hot soldier. i want to be his wife in that show! or rather his baby cus there's skinship. LOL!
and he's Fergie's bf in real life! hot couple! bahahahaha!

lastly, because i think i am damn funny.

i. am optimus prime.
i come from cybertron.
i've come in search of the all start (or something i forgot the name.
i hate megatron.
he is a beeotch.

tiu tiu tiutiutiu~
transformers! robots in disguise~~~

HAHAHA!

poh han called at around 1030 when i was trying desperately to stay in bed longer and informed me that presentation's cancelled, so there's no class! i was so excited that i couldnt get back to sleep after that! LOL!

happy bday jj, president of bulc-ome-itna aka joongjae!
LOL! wonder what you will think of your celebration later.

this is an inside joke.
known to just the few of us.

when you are tired, you do this.


when you are not tired, you do this.

and you can even dance a-go-go, cus you are not tired.

person x, pls dont ever try to kill us. we were just trying to entertain the masses!

celebrated sel's bday on friday!

HAPPY 19th BABE. HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THAT SMEXY BIKINI SOMEDAY LOL!

we had manhatten fish market. it was good i guess, just that i ordered the wrong item and i didnt like it, so i didnt like finish the food. and because (i think) i was pms-ing, i was quite tired and bored and stuff, and ended up mincing half of the remaining half of my Alaska Pollock & chips. could have made Pollock fish balls with all those minced fish. hahaha. and we could have shared the food cus the servings were huge.
then we wandered around aimlessly, shared hokkaido ice cream, and wandered somemore.
they wanted to go kbox initially, but the prices are hella freaky, so we ended up going to PLAY! besides, xiaolong was dying to go cus she was envious that all of us had clubbed except her. too bad hazel couldnt join us cus she was quite sick. GET WELL SOON GIRL!

xiaolong got drunk and ended up doing weirdo stuff, and made us look uncool. LOL!
and there was this cute gay who is a friend of yog who looks like ricky park! SO CUTE! too bad he's gay. :(
and we did the airkiss thingy before we left the dance floor. LOL! *grins*


here's a picture from the club. everybody had small eyes in the pix cus the light from my phone was blinding. and sorry i look fat. HAHA!
i'm too lazy to upload the rest now, so maybe next time.

then yesterday, we had a new dance instructor. she didnt introduce herself when she came in, so i thought she was a fellow student until she spoke up. her dance is quite cool and all, very manly, i like, but her warmup is hella funny. like, lots of pelvic movements. janice and i couldnt help laughing when we were doing it. but i still hope that claire will come back and teach too, and finish the dance she was teaching.
the school asked janice, ashley and me to join this advance performing team, which, obviously, means that someday we have to perform in public. actually, we've been asked a couple of times, but we didnt agree initially cus the first experience was quite horrid. at least to me and janice. but then they got another person to convince us to join, so we thought why not try it out. anyway i think they will kick me out pretty soon cus i suck under pressure.
after class, the ic asked us to stay back to start learning the dance they had been performing. i think she kinda overestimated our ability, cus she hoped that we can join them in their performance during mid july, which is freakin two weeks away. and she wants us to commit alot of time into this, which is impossible to me cus i rather spend time on my studies, not that i am particularly hardworking. when she came in to check on our progress, i kept forgetting my steps. jojo's comments to me before we ended class was actually "you, just remember your dance steps." i dont know if it was good or bad. boo.

and here's a vid of us dancing. i know i suck, but i dont care.

maybe sm will chance upon my blog, and see the potential in us and sign us up as trainees. then i will be like 300 steps closers to the dongbangers and sujuers. people. start being nicer to us. LOL!

after class and all, janice and i went to hazel's bazaar, we were hella late, but couldnt help it. then we went with sie and yog to mac for dinner, and yog was one hella entertainer. i wish i had video-ed all the stupid stuff he did.

and then we came up with some stuff one can do when you are drunk.

the following are all purely fictional. any resemblance or part there of are purely coincidental.


yog is the drunk one here. and he's forcing sie to do the twisty thingy while dancing.


it's now sie's turn to be drunk. hopefully you guys will get the joke.


this is a series of uncool dance actions. everyone in here is drunk. LOL!

someoneissogonnakeeeeelus.

lemme interprete this for you all out there.

my super junior - shindong: refers to him being the Super Junior in my house. of cus it's Shindong, cus he's my brother.
he love me for - my charm: of cus he will have to love me, whether it's my charm or something else. cus we're family.
i will have - 5 kids: yes i am gonna have 5 kids so that i can form a Dongbang Jr. or maybe just a bball team. and it doesnt say that those 5 kids are fathered by Shindong, cus i dont wanna commit incest.
i will cheat on him with - Donghae: yes of cus it will be Donghae, the love of my life, cus love in a romantic kind of way is more important than sibling love. i am sure Shindong will understand.